Saturday, January 23, 2010

Hypothetically Speaking


Let's imagine a scenario. Perhaps I hypothetically have a profile on a social network/dating website. Then let's pretend that someone called, oh how about "fitguy," sent me the following message even though this make-believe version of me has made it explicitly clear that he is not looking for a hook up: "whats up? how bigs ur cock? wanna fuck around?" Now imagine that I shared this with a friend of mine for a laugh, and he jokingly suggested I respond with a shocking message. This is the hypothetical response: "Bro I'm really bumming. My wife found out I scam on her with guys and she aborted our unborn baby to get back at me. Could really use some sympathy cock." Sadly and fictitiously fitguy did not reply.