Problem Solving

A few minutes ago I had a question. I wanted to know the price of a particular product. I went to Google and typed in "how much does" when the drop down menu anticipated my question. Third from the bottom was my burning question, and its shameful, slutty cousin was second from the top. There sure are a lot of pregnant ladies out there who don't want to be. Or pissed off husbands/boyfriends/hookups who don't want to pay child support or deal with crotchfruit. Angelmaking can be quite expensive depending on when you have to relocate the embryo. Just think of it like this, prospective unparents: it's an investment!

Turning The World Slutty One Skank At A Time

Hey, Robin Antin. What's up? How's your monstrous penis-like clit? I see you were a judge on the most recent episode of RuPaul's Drag Race. That seems fitting. Your criticism for each contestant was to make them sluttier and show more skin. You said that you always want something to show. No truer words have ever been spoken. You've trained your own "ladies" of the Pussycat Dolls well. They always follow your advice. Just look at all the censored pictures that come up for an image search of TPD. It seems that a nipple or labia is always showing. Bravo, Ms. Man, you should be proud.

No Means No Means Yes

Fantasy books will often take a modern creation or event and demonstrate a fictional way it came to be. Maybe it will be a gun, or you find out that a lesbian love affair caused the French Revolution. I'm currently reading a book in which a character creates something not often encountered in fantasy fiction: the rape whistle. In times of magic and war, thank the gods that women have access to rape whistles. Do you think things might have gone down differently in Greek mythology if all those women had rape whistles when Zeus was going around forcing himself on everyone?


Here's a rape whistle for kids--fun for the whole family!