Monday, March 2, 2009

Vomitrocious

Lil' Moishe here wrote a book about conservatism. Woo-hoo. I feel I can safely say he's looking at a lifetime of unintentional abstinence and keeping kosher.

Googly Eyes

A few weeks ago in an episode of United States of Tara we saw one character's uneven titties from a botched augmentation. Check it out:






They make me want to do this:



Don't Don't Cry For Me

Don't you love when you forget something exists and then are reminded of it years later? I do. Check out the hot moves the big girl in this video busts out. I saw this about 7 years ago, and it's still hilarious. I want to befriend that Korean girl. At about the 1:30 mark she makes kind of a Gene Simmons face that will haunt you. Do yourself a favor and learn the Korean hand jive or whatever she does. And how about her final move? I wonder how old she is now and if she knows what an internet sensation she has become. I'd love her forever and do 80s dance moves with her and share my pudding.