Friday, July 2, 2010

We Have a Winner


Wow. Just wow. I just watched perhaps the most disturbing porn. And I've seen some disturbing shit. There's one where maybe 20 guys cum in a shotglass, which is then frozen and subsequently inserted into a guy's anus. That's not the disturbing one I just saw. The video in question started off so normal. An extremely cute guy is blowing a soft, so-so-looking guy. Throughout the beginning, Cute Guy gives Pudge adorable puppy eyes, and it couldn't be cuter. Then the deepthroating begins. Which is fine. Whatever. Like in real life, in porn, deepthroating is acceptable in brief intervals. It really doesn't feel that great, but it's nice to look at every now and then. After a few minutes, it becomes apparent that the video is focusing on DT. Then it happens. With Pudge's cock all the way down, we hear a liquidy gurgle as CG's cheeks puff. No, we think. It can't be. That scenario can occur without actually throwing up. But CG pulls himself off Pudge, and what we fear becomes reality: the spew spills to the floor. I'm at least grateful it's not chunky. It's like. . . beer vomit. You know what I mean. By now, CG is sweaty with effort and the physical reaction of gagging/vomiting. He looks good like that, so vomit aside, it's still enjoyable. Maybe it was a fluke. Hey, I've heard horror stories of such things. Perhaps the editors just left it in. Oh no. The next 25 minutes consist of the same thing. Deepthroat, spew, repeat. It was horrifying, but still kind of arousing? That's not something I need to try in real life to know I wouldn't like. In the end, the cumshot is disappointing. Truly, what can top all the gagging and spewing? A simple swallowing cumshot pales in comparison. Which makes me wonder: since this is part 1 of 13, what the hell are the rest like? Stay tuned, maybe I'll make it through them.

California Gays




I can get behind a good gay spoof. This one is just funny. Is it just me, or are all these homos unfuckable? I'm sorry, you have your place, but I'm just not into dancing queens. I love how it must have been the last day of shooting, and they were like, "shit! we're a bunch of whities, it might look bad. We need diversity stat!" So they threw in a couple Asians and five seconds of a black guy. Also: I love you, Guy Branum.

A Peek Into Sadiston's Future


I guess there's going to be another Pee Wee Herman movie. I don't know, I didn't pay attention because my eyes were drawn to this beauty. Is it just me, or does Miss Yvonne look exactly like a future Jennifer Aniston? Well, minus all the cats of course.