Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Rotten Ass Zombie Face Pussy Lips of Love






This morning I saw the VH1 Blog entry for the cast of the upcoming show Daisy of Love starring the mentally disabled lazy eyed surgically augmented muppet Daisy De La Hoya. Douchewrap supreme 12 Pack is back d,f/g jdweiubvn b.cvop
Oops, I nodded off for a moment. Allow me to focus on the sickly triplets who are clearly on the hunt for pussy. I thought they were all the same person, but apparently they aren't. They look like that faggy singer from Tokio Hotel. I'm looking forward to their interactions with the rest of the cast. I know the other guys are going to be receptive to tips on painting their nails, wearing an oversized scarf properly, and accomodating the Great American Challenge yet maintaining a tight butthole (read: impossible. The triplets can probably all fit inside each other like Russian nesting dolls).



Look, do what you want to do, dress how you like, but I'm still going to make fun of you. These queermos are so gay that they know how to spell fuchsia.



I'd definitely be interested in watching them get it on with each other. Or maybe just some ass-to-ass-to-ass triple-headed dildo action. Is it incest if they don't touch? What the fuck is wrong with me?

This Bitch's Cake Is A Lie




Here's a quote from Milf of Real Chance of Love about what she does for a living:
"Now, basically, I have a website where I talk people through training and getting ready for fitness. I’m also about to do another photo shoot."
Um, check out her "fitness website," and let me know if it'll help you get in shape for a marathon.....
Here it is.


Maybe a dicksucking marathon or a double-vaginal double-anal marathon. If you're looking to snatch the record for world's biggest gangbang, talk to that bitch. Or if you're just looking for live video chat.