Friday, November 5, 2010

Textual Intercourse

My brother: I didn't see Brittany Murphy's name in the cast list for Sin City 2, did she get in a fight with Robert Rodriguez?

Me: I heard she's doing a zombie movie instead.  That, or Weekend at Bernice's.

Brother: Really?  Why? That's dumb.  She has a shitty career as it is, sin2 would be a step up.

Me: well, anything is a step up from her current career.  She could do porn, but she might have been cremated.  Maybe someone could mix her up and use her as an enema or douche.

Brother: wait what?! cremated!? did she die?!

Me:  oh i thought it was a clever joke. that bitch died many months ago

Brother: oh shit, I forgot.  Oops, how is Sin City 2 going to keep going?

Me: yeah (EYEROLL) she was so vital