In Dreams

I had a dream that my friend Brady and I were vampires, and we were searching for a companion to turn and spend our lives with. We could go in the sun and everything, but thankfully we were not sparkly. It was fun, I was jumping off buildings and such.

Then the dream shifted to my family throwing me a surprise wedding to Robert Pattinson, whom I had been dating. Only, on the invitations they referrred to him as "Mr. Edward 'Ice' Cullen," and I was pissed that they put the wrong name. Note that I never once saw him in the dreams.

Sloppy Bitches

At the movie theater last night, 7/8 of all girls were wearing Uggs and either leggings or skin-tight jeans. The other 1/8 were wearing sweatpants and Uggs. Get it together, bitches. The particular group in front of me was lead by a girl who might have been Snooki.