Saturday, February 21, 2009

Oral Exercise



Lindsay Lohan says that she's been getting scaryskinny because she's stressed and working a lot. Working a lot? She doesn't do anything. Reportedly her only income at the moment is her line of leggings. Does she even do anything to promote them? No. If eating pussy is so strenuous, perhaps she can become a spokesperson for an all-vagina diet. Rosie O'Donnell must be really lazy in bed. Her wife is awfully skinny.

Ur Liek So Orig



I overhead a snippet of a conversation a few college ladies were having on campus today. "I don't want to get my nose pierced. I don't like doing things other people like that's popular."


Nice Uggs, bitch. "I've had this since I was fifteen," she said holding up a Coach wallet. That was four years ago, TOPS. She went on to reminisce about her cheerleading days. Wow. Congratulations, you are one unique twat.



The Cuntess



What's worse than pretentious people? Pretentious people who speak about themselves in the third person. That Countess bitch from The Real Housewives of New York City loves it. Countess LuAnn. That's lovely. Maybe one day there will be a Queen Britney.

"The Countess doesn't drink beer from a bottle." Well she clearly drinks Arrogant Cunt from a bottle.

Bible Stories


RuPaul:

"In the beginning God created Adam and Eve. A few years later, Shaniqua, the Garden of Eden's first drag queen, came along and stole a pair of pumps from Eve. Well the rest was history."