Then Mia prompted me to come up with a poem for her. I was like, WTF, nothing rhymes with your real name. I decided to switch it up and write a haiku. Here it be:
Puppies , and jizz. These are what
Come from Mia’s sniz.
|There once was a man from Bandoo. Who fell asleep in a canoe. He dreamed of Venus and played with his penis and woke up with a hand full of goo!|