Sunday, October 18, 2009

Fuck Jamie Foxx


I saw Law Abiding Citizen tonight. I won't bore you with a review other than saying there are some great death scenes and some good tension. The only thing I really hated was that Jamie Foxx survived. The whole movie had me rooting for the "bad guy" and wishing Foxx would catch a bullet with his brain.

And then there were the loud bitches sitting in front of us. They talked so loudly during the previews. When my brother turned his head to me as if to say, "can you believe these bitches?" I responded that it was only the previews, they'll probably shut up for the movie. They didn't. For a while I thought of what I could say to get them to be quiet. Can you please try to keep it down? or is it okay to just shush people? Shhhh, please? I thought maybe they would appreciate it if I could connect to them with "if you wanna talk through a whole muthafuckin movie, take that ass to Blockbuster, then do that shit at home." Ultimately I decided that actions speak louder than words. So I let loose a horrendously smelly fart and blew it right at them. Yes, I blew them a kiss from a rose. Choke on that, bitches! I laughed for about five minutes and imagined each of the girls thinking the other was such a nasty ho for stinking up the area. The best part is they were noticeably more quite after the incident.