Pee-wee Herman said that if he had gone to trial back in the day when he was accused of abusing himself in a porn theater, he would have won. “Had we gone to trial, we had ready an expert from the Masters and Johnson Institute who was going to testify that in 30 years of research on masturbation the institute had never found one person who masturbated with his or her non-dominant hand. I’m right-handed, and the police report said I was jerking off with my left hand. That would have been the end of the case right there, proof it couldn't have been me.”
SHENANIGANS. If I could, I would put Pee-wee in jail. My dominant hand is my right hand, but I use my left for sexy fun times by myself. I can't use my dominant hand for that activity (duh, that's what balls are for). I could be the prosecution's star witness. Maybe I could just testify via webcam ;)
SHENANIGANS. If I could, I would put Pee-wee in jail. My dominant hand is my right hand, but I use my left for sexy fun times by myself. I can't use my dominant hand for that activity (duh, that's what balls are for). I could be the prosecution's star witness. Maybe I could just testify via webcam ;)
