Tuesday, March 31, 2009

TheRapist for $500, Please



Okay just one more quick thing about Gossip Girl. Every time the character of Chuck Bass becomes somewhat humanized, I recall the incident in the first episode in which he practically raped little Jenny. I saw what you did there, Chuck Bass, and I just want you to know it's mildly offputting.

Our Tranny of Cheapness

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Gossip Twat




I won't torture you with a recap or anything, just a moment and a couple lines that stood out. Serena is out shopping with socialite friend Poppy Lifton [rolls eyes], who is clearly 35 years old. Poppy says "a girl like you should be on the arm of a designer of a costume ball one day, yachting around the Maldives the next. Not making up and breaking up with the same high school boy and feuding with your frenemy." I think that's really sound advice to a high school senior. Who needs school anyway? When you're a social, all you need is a raging eating disorder and a semi-functioning mouth and vagina, and the world is your oyster!

Face Tattoos Are Always A Good Idea



Lil Wayne looks like he got drunk and passed out and his friends drew on his face with tattoo ink. Look at that thing between his eyebrows. That's totally cock and balls. It would also seem that his "tears" are really jizz drops, especially since there's one coming from the corner of his mouth. Hey, Lil Wayne, your face got served.