Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Gossip Twat




I won't torture you with a recap or anything, just a moment and a couple lines that stood out. Serena is out shopping with socialite friend Poppy Lifton [rolls eyes], who is clearly 35 years old. Poppy says "a girl like you should be on the arm of a designer of a costume ball one day, yachting around the Maldives the next. Not making up and breaking up with the same high school boy and feuding with your frenemy." I think that's really sound advice to a high school senior. Who needs school anyway? When you're a social, all you need is a raging eating disorder and a semi-functioning mouth and vagina, and the world is your oyster!

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