Thursday, January 29, 2009

Gay Pride Fail


Dear JD Ordonez of Real World "fame,"

On behalf of homos everywhere, thanks, but no thanks. We don't want what you're selling. You're kind of a disgrace to our people. You outed your tranny roommate, and you keep acting a damn fool. Granted she didn't really need to come out to anyone--that would be like Richard Simmons saying, "brace yourself for my shocking secret. . . I'm gay!" It was still rude! And don't you EVER tell a black girl she can't sang! What the fuck is wrong with you? Were you raised by racist wolves? Oh, and the whole dolphin training thing. . . not helping the cause. Straight people of the world: please disregard this faggot. We're not all judgmental pricks who bleach our assholes and always say inappropriate--oh shit. Never mind. Carry on. JD, what are you doing later?

Real Chance of a Lay

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Holy Racism, Batman!


My hair gets curly when it grows out. A guy once said to me, "it looks like your grandma slept with a slave." Wow. I was really offended. How fucking old did he think I was?? Add a couple greats in front of grandma and we're set, fuckass.