Thursday, May 17, 2012

Some Bitch Named Deltrese Royale

Trust that I did a very thorough search for all things Keisha Fabo yesterday, however I was surprised not to find anything comparing that bitch Deltrese to Latrice Royale of Ru Paul's Drag Race.  I decided to take matters into my owns hands this morning.  You're quite welcome.

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Random Keisha Fabo

Since I have been obsessing over KF ever since she changed my eye last night, I've come across some pictures that I'd like to share. Obviously, the last one is my favorite.

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

How To Read

"Shade came from reading."

Let's take it back a bit.  How would you like to hear a faggoty song by a queen from the House of Revlon about reading a bitch? 

I wish there were a YouTube of this, but sadly, it seems there isn't  Mecca Revlon: "How To Read."  Check it out here, but please also buy it on iTunes under Jonny McGovern's East Village Mixtape to support our sisters.

O Rly?

Edit: I just realized that this comes off as dirty, and I'd like to clarify that the proposed hour of time was for a coffee date.  You gutterslut cumgoblins.

Some men just don't know how to treat a lady.  Confidence is cute, arrogance is a boner assassin.  Don't make me slap a brick and read you to filth.  You really don't want me to go there.  I own a condo there.

"You can't serve sufficient face, girl"  how is that for six words?

Friday, May 4, 2012

Miss Cleo Can Read a Bitch

Well, it's been fun while it lasted, but you can all go home now.  This picture wins the internet.

Pinky the Wig

Quick! Somebody snatch it!

Thursday, May 3, 2012

In Which We Discuss Rimming

Brady and I like to watch/mock The Vampire Diaries simultaneously and gossip about it.  We are also fans of the male figure.  Over the course of the show, Steven R. McQueen has gone from super twink to muscle twink, and I appreciate both forms.  It's like he's now a Super Saiyan version of himself. 

me:  I really want to make Jeremy spread and go to town

. . .

me:  I'd like him on his back with his knees by his head

Brady:  Yes, face and body wise he is fine.

. . .

Brady:  Oh back to Jeremy's ass. Unless it is super fine, it wouldn't inspire me to munch it.

Brady:  But I'd fuck him.

me:  It looks nicely shaped

Brady:  I enjoy when guys do mine and I'd do it for a bf but I'm not eating strange sniz unless it's just begging for it.

me:  Sometimes it does though.

me:  It says, eat me

me:  Toss me with a nice vinnaigrette and top me with parmesan

Brady:   Some do.

You like peanut butter, right?

And this is how I pay my bills.

My tattoo is a representation of when I lost my assginity.

Como Un Flash

My eyes were opened to this wonder years ago thanks to Mother Krunk Sparkle Magic of Gay Pimpin' fame, but I don't think I've shared it yet.  How rude of me!  Excuse this bitch's beauty.