Pinky the Wig

Quick! Somebody snatch it!

THAT Is A Wig, Storm

I started watching the X-Men anime and was delighted to find Wolverine mocking Storm's wig.

Textual Intercourse

me: some wig store in Chicago was broken into and 70 to 90 k of extensions were stolen

me:  You do that?

blanche: You are the second fag to axe me that :)

me: HA

blanche:  I have an alibi

me:  You were douching right?

blanche:  I wasn't stealing I was mopping.

blanche:  I was trimming the hair on my balls.

The Bitch Is Back

Hey. . . long time no blog. I've been out of commission for a while, but I'm finally back on planet Earth. I'll tell you all about my adventures at some point, but for now, please enjoy a video of accidental wig snatching.



p.s. No, I wasn't in jail as you could tell if you read my Twitter page (FatCamp). Although I suppose I could have smuggled a phone into jail using my anal cavity and secretly tweeted. The messages would have been more interesting though.