Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Textual Intercourse: Dirty Business



I have a business trip coming up in a few weeks, and I found out today that my hotel accomodations will be at Disney World.

me: Maybe I'll get some Disney ass! I wanna fuck Aladdin!

Mia: MAYBE YOU'LL HAVE A THREEWAY WITH ALLADIN AND JAFAR

me: DONE. I am making this happen.