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Monday, February 21, 2011
|they DID find a mummified corpse in her posession after her death. . .|
"Ru Paul's Drag Race" tonight reminded me of my favorite tranny quote. By the legendary Dorian Corey in the equally legendary Paris Is Burning:
Everybody wants to make an impression, some mark upon the world. Then you think, you've made a mark on the world if you just get through it, and a few people remember your name. Then you've left a mark. You don't have to bend the whole world. I think it's better to just enjoy it. Pay your dues, and just enjoy it. If you shoot an arrow and it goes real high, hooray for you.
Okay, so I got home and decided to snack on some pickles. I love pickles. Like Snooki once said, "pickles is my thing." So I put 5 in a bowl and added some of the brine from the jar. Because I like to take a bite, sip a little brine. Sounds great? Yes. So before I even finished the 4th, my tummy was gurgling. And then it happened. I sharted myself. I've been running to the bathroom for an hour now as if I used 10 enemas. As I was shitting for the first round, it hit me. I just drank a bunch of salt water. That's what you do to start most cleanses. It forces your body to dilute it by drawing water out of your system. Want to know the fucked up thing? I FINISHED THE LAST PICKLE. I figured it's already started, so I might as well. Thus: impromptu accidental pickle cleanse.