Saturday, February 5, 2011
Textual Intercourse
Brady: ug
Brady: Olive is licking pussy adjacent
me: what, her asshole?
Brady: no
Brady: just
Brady: her flank
Brady: I dunno
me: lol
me: dogs tend to do that
me: a lot
Brady: now she's licking her foot
me: better than licking foot then sniz, that would be just plain unsanitary. like wiping back to front
Brady: yes but now every step she takes is leaving a little pussy behind
me: gives a new meaning to pussyfooting around
THANK YOU FOR BEING A FRIEND, SANJAY
It has come to my attention that little Chinese tranny boys are immensely entertaining:
Is That What I Think It Is?
No, I was not just on the receiving end of bukkake. This is what the DIY pore shit looks like as a full face mask. One tablespoon of gelatin, one tablespoon of milk: mix, microwave for 10 seconds or heat on LOW on the stove for a few seconds. Test it on the back of your hand or the underside of your wrist to make sure it isn't too hot for you. Let's not scald ourselves, ladies. Afterward, wash with warm water and follow up with a moisturizer. Oh, and don't mind the mustache: it's for MONSTER TRUCK REALNESS tonight.
DIY Beauty
flavored milk allegedly solves the odor problem |
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