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Remember pore strips? Those are fun. But they really are kind of pricey. Well, fret not, dear gays, I will share a cheap method of creating your own pore cleansing mask. I discovered this a while ago, but I only just now tried it. It is super simple. The only ingredients you need are milk and unflavored gelatin. Mix equal parts of each in a cup (one teaspoon per ingredient is more than enough for a forehead and big Jew nose like mine), give it a quick stir, and microwave the mixture for ten seconds. Brush the compound liberally on whatever surface of your face you want to remove pore buildup from. Allow it to dry for approximately ten minutes or until you can feel it harden. Peel it. Marvel at the shit that used to be on your face. Voila. Let me warn you. . . after you microwave it, the shit will smell like funky cheese. But it's so fun! I did my forehead and nose, with great results. I think I might do another round before I go to bed. Enjoy!
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