Monday, November 14, 2011

The Queen Commandments

Look, bitch, I couldn't find any Moses drag queen pictures, so this will do.

I.  Thou shalt turn it until it is sufficiently turnt.

II.  Thou shalt not take pictures under overhead lighting.

III.  Thou shalt not be shady, just fierce.

IV.  However, if thou must, throw shade fiercely.

V.  Thou shalt not snatch wigs.

VI.  Thou shalt not be shitty or crummy.

VII.  Thou shalt serve for a serve's sake.

VIII.  If thine nemesis comes for thee, thou must slap a brick.

IX.  Thou shalt gag the children.

X.  Thou shalt WERK.