Sunday, May 30, 2010

Textual Intercourse




me: so I guess I'm seeing Sniz and the Shitty 2 with my aunt





Brady: I couldn't see that with a relative. I'm sure there is at least one dildo in it.





me: nah, it's cool. She's up to her elbows in vag all day.

Rabbit?

The girl who was in my new apartment before me left this in addition to all the crap I bought from her:



It took me a while to figure out what it was. It took so long because I didn't want to touch it. Obviously because it looks like a fucking dildo. Apparently it is a hand-held air pump. So. . . yeah, maybe still a sex toy. I don't know? Maybe she was a freak-nasty ho.