Thursday, February 19, 2009

From G's To G's In Navy Blazers





From G's To Gents. Ridiculous. I won't bother explaining the premise. I just want to highlight a couple fantastic characters. First up:

Macho



His nickname must be intentionally ironic, because he looks straight up like a--guess what--female-to-male transsexual. Yes. He might be worse than David Cook. I think the diamond tattoo on his cheek really makes his face shine.

Riff Raff.



This guy cannot be real. He's joking right? Surely someone who acts like he does can't be serious. I think another contestant referred to him as Rainbow Brite on acid. His MySpace page is a treasure trove of insanity with too many gems for me to post, so please check it out for yourself: Crazy Honky.

Riff Raff is really asking for a stabbing in this video:





I considered typing a transcript. In less than three minutes he dropped just about as many n-bombs as the entire Huck Finn novel. Well about 47 times actually but whatever. Perhaps a 1:1 ratio of n-word to stabbing would be appropriate? He was booted in the second episode I believe, and it looks like the reunion episode should be entertaining, assuming he survives to film it. In one interview he's going on about what being "hood" really means to him, etc. Meanwhile he gingerly applies chapstick. CHAPSTICK! That shit ain't hood! Real thugs use CARMEX. Duh.