Tuesday, April 12, 2011
I Grudginly Enjoy a J-Lo Song
Produced by RedOne and Lady Gaga though. That makes much more sense now that I know that. I heard this song on a podcast last week, and I thought "hm. This robot sounds an awful lot like Jennifer Lopez." Turns out it was a robot singing over J-Lo. I haven't really listened to her music since I caved and bought her album J-Lo when I was in China in 2001. I obsessed over the Spanish songs, but "Walking on Sunshine" was my jaaaaaam, ya'll. I have heard snippets of her recent couple songs, but I was less than impressed. This however, is a catchy song that rapes you all the way to the dancefloor. Give it a listen, and keep in mind that it is J-Lo. It's good for her. Manage your expectations. If you can make it through the whole song without killing yourself, everyone's a winner!
If You Love Food
"Is the foie gras fresh? Is it delicious?" -Phaedra Parks, Real Housewives of Atlanta |
Get Ready for Some Fasting and Praying
Pesach is coming, bitches. That's Passover to you gentiles. It's when we celebrate ancient Israelites gaining freedom from the Pharoah and the slaughter of a shit ton of Egyptian babies. Maybe they had it coming though. Anywho, here is a quickie version to get yoself learnt:
Textual Intercourse
Amen, indeed, sister |
Blanche: I am a SUCKER for the gym shorts yo
Me: Yeah I hate myself for it
Blanche: If you can't hate yourself a little, how the hell are you gonna blow a frat boy?
Blanche: Can I get a amen in here?
Me: AMEN
Blanche: I used to love campus as a kid. They seemed so grown up. Now they are chirruns
Me: I know. I keep getting older but their hot asses stay the same age
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