Thursday, February 3, 2011

Challenge Accepted

My friends and I are attending the Monster Truck Nationals this weekend.  It started as a joke for Beyonce's birthday, but I guess we're going.  If you are one of four or five people who actually read the shit I post here, then you know I accepted my own challenge to wear makeup to the event.  Brady was giving me shit for wearing JUST A TOUCH of mascara to Amanda's birthday outing.  He didn't even notice; it was she who spooked me.  Anyway, I don't know what to wear.  I don't have flannel or overalls, so I'll have to go in the other direction with skinny jeans and a tight top.  And then it occurred to me: the pièce de résistance. . . a muthafuckin' mustache.  Luckily, I happen to have enough facial hair right now to pull it off.  It's going to be a look; and trust, I will get pictures.