Sunday, April 5, 2009

Trash


Today I found an Amy Grant CD wrapper in my yard. It was rather unsettling. Random trash blows onto the property all the time. The real question was: who the fuck would buy an Amy Grant CD? Not only is her music still being sold in stores, but someone intentionally spent money on it. I like to imagine it was a gag for a gift exchange.

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Seth Rogen has cheekbones. Or perhaps intense contouring makeup--maybe Lil' Kim gave him some pointers. When did he start getting skinny? He kind of looks like Shrek on a diet. I preferred him big and jolly. Maybe he's losing weight for health reasons, but it does feel like he's selling out. He should put the pounds back on, beetus be damned.