Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Textual Intercourse

I whip my head back and forth

Here's a little excerpt from a conversation between me and my soul sister Jewess Mia:

Mia:  my cat is being annoying

Me: give it some peanut butter and a water spritz in the FACE

Mia:  lol he would bitch slap me back

Me:  slap that pussy

Mia:  he is more annoying than a child. 

Me: too bad shaking a cat only makes it angry

. . .

Me: I like my babies shaken, not stirred

Mia: lol what's that from?

Me:  ME