Thursday, March 26, 2009

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What is this?!? I accidentally changed to channel a few minutes ago to public access, and this is what I found. It wobbled when he moved his head. I can assume it's not life-threatening, otherwise it would have been removed by now. And it's not like he could miss it. Is it a goiter? I don't think so. It seems to be elephantitis of the earlobe. I hope to see him around town so I get the chance to ask.


I Wanna Text You Up

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Sunny: Anyway, I miss seeing all the hot bodies at the pool... That was definitely the best perk of swimming.
Sunny: Until it meant having to look at M*****'s penis every Wednesday.
me: omg i know. i didn't appreciate it when i had it. i got too used to trying not to look on wednesdays
Sunny: The one penis I wish I saw more of is C*****'s... I don't know why but he just always had me curious
me: me too! i never got a great look, but i saw plenty of his tiny rectangular ass and i thoroughly enjoyed it
Sunny: I wish we could have gotten him to test drive the whole gay thing when he was on one of his "I'm drunk and think I'm really into men" phases
me: omg. for REAL. i had multiple opportunities and i froze up each time! you know he would have been all shamed after he got off though. i'd be okay with that
Sunny: Oh totally! I'd be soooooo ok with that! I think he would totally be a bottom btw...
me: oh yes, he definitely was in my fantasies. he's a squealing powerbottom with an endless anal cavity
Sunny: Definitely!!!!!!! I feel like he would be so intense and very facial about it...Sometimes I pictured M** doing it to him, LOL
me: i'm totally with you on that. remember when **** found a search for gay porn on his computer? we all should have tagteamed him.
Sunny: Hahahahaha... I forgot about that!!
me: i bet he's blowing old dudes at gloryholes in sketchy men's restrooms these days
Sunny: Omg - It would be amazing if we found out where he was doing that...
me: everywhere and anywhere i'm sure. he can probably sniff dick out like a bloodhound
Sunny: I still have a theory that he and M** did stuff together... Maybe not fucking but at least jerking each other off
me: or maybe just next to each other since they could justify that as not gay. C***** was so posessive of M**, there HAD to be something going on
Sunny: Yeah def next to each other at the very least... I used to think I saw C***** staring at people in the shower kind of like how I would--secretive and swift but long enough to get a good image to work with. Too bad I never saw him get a boner.
me: oooh i bet he loved it when R**** swam with us and showered nude
Sunny: R**** had an ok penis... Didn't you think?
me: yeah he just wasn't that cute in the face. i'd still bone him though. he had that anderson cooper premature gray hair going on.
Sunny: I think Anderson Cooper is smokin
me: pole? me too. i'd fist him fa sho. his pubes are probably waxed into the shape of darfur in sympathy
Sunny: I don't know why cuz I usually like them darker and a little younger.... But Anderson Cooper is the one reason I would ever watch the news
Sunny: Hahahahaha. Oh hey.... before I say anything... Did you watch I love money this week?
me: oh yes
Sunny: I was scared for your girl [Saaphyri] for a minute there!!!
me: i would have written a strongly worded letter to VH1
me: i can't believe new york dated tailor made. he's gross. he looks like he'd be sticky if you touched him. did she think he would make her rich or something?
Sunny: I think it was all about control.... She could whip him around as much as she wanted!
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me: not that i haven't done much worse for much less, but come on. the nation wasn't witnessing me debase myself lolme: yeah but all his yelling got annoying. are you as scared of buckwild's face as i am? i thought she would vut the entertainer with that witchypoo nose!
me: her eyebrows are OOC
me: wow i just google image searched "hot speedo" with the image filter turned off. i highly recommend it

PETA = Lennie Small?





I found a cool website all about how hypocritical and full of shit PETA is.
PETA Kills Animals
I've always disagreed with their methods, but not necessarily all of their message. Here are a few fun facts, should you choose to believe the website's accusations, which I do:



  • Since 1998 a total of 21,339 dogs and cats have died at the hands of PETA workers.

  • Last year, PETA killed 2,124 pets and placed only seven in adoptive homes.

  • PETA’s president has said that “even if animal research resulted in a cure for AIDS, we would be against it.”


Dayyyymn. Suddenly the Trollsen twins don't seem to bad. You should really look at everything that website has. It's insane. I just don't get what their goals are. Some people must be making mad money from PETA. Why else would they spread a message of "peace" in such a messy, violent manner, yet not follow through on their tenets? It's a scheme. I see what you did there, PETA. If you "love" these animals so much more than humans, why don't you marry them? Oh wait, you can't because you loved them to death. Candy Finnigan would be so disappointed in you.



To be fair though, I myself never go anywhere without my euthanasia caboodle. It's not for animals though, oh no! I never know when I'll need to put an old person or a mouthy hooker to sleep.

Question



Whom did Drew Barrymore have to threaten to fuck in order to get a Covergirl contract?