Monday, January 3, 2011

A Note on A Common Term

exhibit A

I was recently asked what exactly I mean when I say shitty faggot.  This was my response:

The phenomenon of the shitty faggot is a difficult one to describe.  I'll tell you the origin even though it's kind of useless.  There was a tranny who used to be a frequent guest of my favorite gay podcast, Sophia Lamar.  She looks like a fucking trainwreck, and she pretty much seems like a bitter cunt.  She had a little segment where she talked about things she hated.  One such thing is the shitty faggot.  This type of homosexual might tan, wear gel, have a tribal tattoo, do crystal meth, and other stuff.  So....whatever that means.  I just stole the term from her.  My use is really kind of vague.  A queer who is ashamed of his gayness would be a shitty faggot.  Or guys who are obsessed with being a bro and calling themselves masculine,  Or ones who are all about going out and partying.  Bitchy gay guys who spread lies about people.  Just, poor examples of human beings, but who happen to be homosexual.  Does that make any sense?  I just know when someone is a shitty faggot.

I forgot an important one:  asymmetrical haircuts.


I'm not a big Britney Spears fan.  I was going through my music collection recently, and I only have a handful of songs plus her most Circus album (given to me free, mind you).  I used to be really entertained by her antics, but then they got scary.  I wish her nothing but the best, and I never want to see her lose it again.  BUT it's fun to imagine.  Imaginary Britney on Jonny McGovern's podcast is enough dysfunction for me.  She's all about flashing her pussy, purple drank, and tricking people into holding her babies while she peaces the fuck out.  Those "BABIES ARE BORING!" and she wants custody of them ZERO DAYS.  Anyway, I haven't been able to get this song out of my head all day.  As far as Britney is concerned, this is my favorite.  It's catchier than chlamydia, and has a fun retro vibe.  Get into it.

Proverbial Strippers and Coke

You know that abortion you had last March?  Well the time it would have taken to carry that thing to term is how long it took me to stumble across this video.  I may be late to the party, but I brought proverbial strippers and coke, and I appreciate it.  Nerds of the world, please enjoy.