Friday, January 27, 2012

Get Huh

Once again, I've gotten way behind on here. It's not that I haven't had funny exploits or things to share--I'm just lazy. I'll try to be better about keeping up with posting the stupid shit that happens in my life. Starting with this.

I heard a snippet of this song a long time ago in the Gay Pimpin podcast and becamse obsessed with the line "how dare she talk to me like that and she's standing by the stairs. I'll push her down backwards!" But I never looked into it until recently. I was finally inspired to put my lazy fingers to work on Google, and found out that it's from a classic bitch track called "Get Huh" by Ride Committee. Here are a couple lovely versions as well as the full lyrics below. Enjoy it and put it to good use cutting bitches.





It's longer than Pinocchio's...

Every day it grows and grows...

Yooooou've got Barbara Streisand's nose!


Get Huh!


C'mon now.

Back up Queen! You're dreadful!

The Chinese Queen looks like Bruce Lee!

10! 10! 10! 10! 10's across the board!

She's got really dreadful skin...

She's got Ethel Merman's chins...

She looks like the sea hag! I hate her!

Get huh! Get Huh! Get huh!

Deee-slay her! Defame her!

Push her!

Trip her!

Shove her!

I hate her.

Ulgh!

Get huh! Get Huh!

Get huh!

10! 10! 10! 10! 10's across the board!

How dare she talk to me like that and she's standing by the stairs...

I'll push her down backwards! I'll push her down backwards!

Get huh! Get Huh!

Get huh!

10! 10! 10! 10! 10's across the board!

Get huh! Get Huh!

Get huh!

I hate huh!

I'll rip out her eyes and put em in the punch bowl!

She's so ugly... and got the nerve to be smilin' up in my boyfriend's face.

Elch!

Get huh!

That wig looks like a helmet! Get huh!

She looks like Mr Snuffalupagus!

That bitch looks like she lives in a tree!

In fact, the bitch IS a tree!

Kick her in the cunt!

La quiero matar! I'll put her down backwards!

Gag!

Ugly!

Fuck huh!

She's an onion pussy bitch I hate huh!

She's hideous I hate huh!

Trip her.

Defame huh!

Deee-slay huh!

She's a deee-lite wanna be deee-fake, deee-phoney, deee-foolish...

She looks like a freak from a low budget movie... get huh!

She looks like Don Knotts in drag!

C'mon now!

Look at those craters on her face!

Her face looks like swiss cheese, it looks like the Meeewwwn!

She's horrendeous!

She's got a pizza face!