Saturday, April 28, 2012

Who's Your Sniz Demon?

It's like a spirit animal.  But the kind that tempts you and says it's okay to meet up with that cumdumpster from across town and pee on him.  My bff and I have used the term sniz demon for a while now.  Sometimes we succumb to them.  But it helps to put a face and name to the term.  I landed on mine being the genie version of Jafar from Aladdin.

Snizfar.  "Ha your sniz demon is totally a gay Arabian genie."

My friend thinks his is more subtle and calculating.  Here's my take on it:

"OH your sniz demon is like the Wishmaster djinn.  You think you're getting what you want, but in the end, it fucks you.  To death."

We bought pretty matching rings as talismans to ward off the sniz demons, but the spirits prove too strong from time to time.  I've come to accept that it's okay to give in every now and then, but never become a slave to your sniz demon.