Saturday, April 28, 2012

Who's Your Sniz Demon?

It's like a spirit animal.  But the kind that tempts you and says it's okay to meet up with that cumdumpster from across town and pee on him.  My bff and I have used the term sniz demon for a while now.  Sometimes we succumb to them.  But it helps to put a face and name to the term.  I landed on mine being the genie version of Jafar from Aladdin.

Snizfar.  "Ha your sniz demon is totally a gay Arabian genie."

My friend thinks his is more subtle and calculating.  Here's my take on it:

"OH your sniz demon is like the Wishmaster djinn.  You think you're getting what you want, but in the end, it fucks you.  To death."

We bought pretty matching rings as talismans to ward off the sniz demons, but the spirits prove too strong from time to time.  I've come to accept that it's okay to give in every now and then, but never become a slave to your sniz demon.

Friday, April 27, 2012

THAT Is A Wig, Storm

I started watching the X-Men anime and was delighted to find Wolverine mocking Storm's wig.

Animated Sexuality: Cyclops Is A Nelly Bottom Edition

Well, to be fair, the title refers to the Marvel Anime version for sure.  His body posture and feminine features make it seem as if he's more likely to be the. . . ukeHowever, he could enjoy everything or be a possible blouse (feminine top, I love this term I just learned).  Anyway, it's hot.  I just looked up a few pictures of Cyclops because as I was reading the (terrible) Avengers vs. X-Men and catching up on Uncanny X-Men, I noticed that it seemed the artists seem to like drawing good old Cyclops from behind most often. 

Perhaps this is because they are more uncomfortable having a depiction of skin-tight crotch bulge on the page?  Even though they always play down the bulge.  It's 99% disappointing due to their preference of underexaggerating the bulge.  Maybe they think it's more appropriate to draw an ass instead.  Well.  Let me just say that this is fiiiiiiiiiine with me because I would prefer to see a tight Cyclops ass than a fluffy bulge  Just my taste.

I can't even get started on how deep my love for X-Man on X-Man porn is, so I'm staying focused on Cyclops.  I got a little derailed on Google and found. . . a few pictures to share.  Enjoy!

Sunday, April 22, 2012

Martha Stewart Tilapia Time!

Not really.  But I do want to share my latest obsession.  I go through food phases where I obsessively prepare the same food for days on end.  This time, as before, it has been tilapia.  But I'm trying to be more health-conscious.  I used to fry it, then I breaded it with dijon, now I bake it.  Get into this shit.  Reasonable caloried, baked fish, high in protein:

-preheat oven to 400 degrizzles F
-pat dry your tilapia filets

-prepare a baking sheet/pan with tin foil and spray with non-stick, fat-free spray

-season one side with salt, pepper, and dill (I like to use lemon pepper mix, so I go easy on the salt)

-place seasoning-side down on foil

-season other side
-place a pat of butter on each filet to cover each

-place lemon slices on each filet in order to cover

-bake for 20 minutes

 -remove the lemon slices and SERVE it, girl

22 g protein, 2 g fat, and NO carbs.  Delicios as hell.  BAM.

Tekken: Blood Vengeance

I watched a fun movie this afternoon called Tekken: Blood Vengeance. It's a CGI movie based on the videogame series. Like the Final Fantasy: Advent Children movie, the fights were spot on, however the plot lacked severely. I found solace in capturing the homoerotic moments. Please enjoy.