Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Comic Book Queers




Friends of someone I know produce a great podcast called Comic Book Queers (http://www.comicbookqueers.com/). Well, to be honest I've only listened to a couple, but they are FANTASTIC. Check out episodes 97 and 113 to begin with. The first is a girl talk session featuring Dazzler, Storm, and Emma Frost. They are some nasty fuckin' bitches. Even if you have only paltry knowledge of the X-Men, you'll laugh your ass off. Dazzler likes "long walks on the beach and racial purity" and shoots laser diamonds out of her pussy. Emma Frost just shoots plain diamonds out of her pussy: "my period while in diamond form looks like crystal pepsi." Storm, well she is a fine mess: "because dick'll make you slap somebody, okay?"


The second one is Larry King interviewing Dazzler. Damn. It's great, she mentions that she had a "planned miscarriage." She "decided to get a miscarriage." Finding abortion jokes hilarious is an important part of being my friend I realized recently.




UPDATE: Get episode 106 too! It's the three favorite hobags again.

An Honor


I got a notification today that The Queens of Drag are now following me on Twitter. Yay! www.twitter.com/thequeensofdrag and http://www.thequeensofdrag.com/ are interesting. I guess there's some tv show starring them? I've never heard of it, or maybe it's yet to be aired. I love how the bio says "like the housewives show, but better wigs!" So true, so true. I have a few comments though. I live for Kevin Aviance. And to a lesser extent, I live for Lady Bunny and Peppermint Gummibear. Now: Hedda Lettuce. OOOoooh, girl. I respect what you do, and you've been doing it for a minute, but you need to work on your looks. TIRED. Now all they need is some Tammie Brown.

Quality

It's a tranny day here at Fat Camp. Let me just say, Britney Houston is fucking gorgeous and unspookable. Enjoy:


Oh Betty

A friend of mine is hilarious and a talented artist. Check out a new webcomic every Wednesday at http://www.butyourelikereallypretty.com/. Here's a sample of his work: