Friday, January 8, 2010

Woman of the Year




It's only January 8, and woman of the year is already set to go to this lovely old hag. She dukes it out old lady-style (with the mouth of a sailor against a bum. I can't even imagine what could top this tirade. She's the kind of old lady I want to be. Oh, did I mention that? I think it would be easier to be an old lady rather than an old man, so I figure I'll start going in drag around 70 or 75. I will need boobs though: long, pendulous ones that I can use to my advantage. According to Sophia Lamar, at least old ladies can trade a titty squeeze for some extra Jell-O in a retirement home. Hey, you do what you got to do!