Pickle Surprise

Okay, so I got home and decided to snack on some pickles.  I love pickles.  Like Snooki once said, "pickles is my thing."  So I put 5 in a bowl and added some of the brine from the jar.  Because I like to take a bite, sip a little brine.  Sounds great?  Yes.  So before I even finished the 4th, my tummy was gurgling.  And then it happened.  I sharted myself.  I've been running to the bathroom for an hour now as if I used 10 enemas.  As I was shitting for the first round, it hit me.  I just drank a bunch of salt water.  That's what you do to start most cleanses.  It forces your body to dilute it by drawing water out of your system.  Want to know the fucked up thing?  I FINISHED THE LAST PICKLE.  I figured it's already started, so I might as well.  Thus: impromptu accidental pickle cleanse.