I was at Walgreens earlier this week and the guy in front of me in the checkout line was buying Abreva. Look, I'm not going to judge this guy, he's just doing what he has to do, but here's the funny part: he was buying it with a coupon. That in itself isn't funny, but apparently the coupon was in some booklet, and the cashier was taking forever to find it. The poor guy was so cute and looked embarrassed. I wanted to say, "it's okay, baby, I'd still fuck you." Here's the lesson: never buy anything you would want to keep quiet with a coupon. The three dollars you'll be saving are not worth the loss in pride.
...great lesson. I'll never buy a pregnancy test with a coupon.
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