If I had a good voice, I would just start singing gospel riffs every time I get enraged.
You probably don't recognize this crazy woman, so I shall enlighten you. She has apparently been in Tyler Perry's plays. You remember him of course. I've seen a few of those masterpieces, and let me tell you: they harmed my very soul. Yeah yeah, Madea is funny and outrageous and blah blah blah, but the rest is just insufferable. It's just in-your-face Jesus (I know you love me and all, but leave me alone) and shout-singing gospel. Go ahead and skip them. Tyler Perry doesn't need any more money.
"Lawd. Have mercy, Jesus."
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