I managed to make it through America's Next Top Model last night without vomiting, and I'm quite proud. Aminat (who by the way had an afro weave that when removed left her head looking like she had both cancer and mange) introduced a nifty little catchphrase: "Keep it cute, or put it on mute." I had to watch the rest of the episode with no sound. Tyra was criticizing someone at the judging and said, "It's almost like you've never heard the phrase 'smile with your eyes.' " GASP! Translation: WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDOME! I really thought it was go time. Everyone knows she expects contestants to do their ANTM homework and memorize every word she's said on the show! Why the fuck do you think the "models" are there?!? To highlight Tyra of course! I thought she was about to pop a vein in her tenhead and smother a bitch. "I have NEVER in my life killed a girl this way! I was rooting for you, we were all rooting for you! How dare you! Learn something from this!"
You know what I learned? Tyra Banks has beaten a fierce horse to death, and must be wishing for a deranged person to extinguish her miserable existence, thus immortalizing her.
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