The Amazing Suckling Snake

Got yo titty, bitch!

See, this is what I'm terrified would happen to me.  One time I flung my friend Sunshine's snake away from me because it opened its mouth in face as I was holding it.  Homie don't play that.  I am not Jon Voight, and this is not Anaconda.  Actually, this IS Anaconda, and I am Jennifer Lopez, kicking some snake ass.