Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Breathing Finger Cozy

Let's consider someone like Paris Hilton for a moment, hmm? She's ugly. Don't get me wrong, I like her, and I think she's much smarter than she lets on. But daymn. She's crazy wealthy and has surely had access to cosmetic surgeries her whole life. I'm sure she's had plenty, and THAT is how she ends up? Her eyes alone look like a fucking Picasso.
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She is to' the fuck up and seven kinds of busted. Which begs the question--what must she have looked like before any procedures? I'll tell you: Sloth from The Goonies--with a bad weave.
Sloth a.k.a. Paris Hilton before surgeries

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