Here's a little something that happened over the weekend. I left the television on a certain channel, and I went to take care of something elsewhere for a while. When I returned I was horrified to find that The Oprah Winfrey Show was on! I tried to hit the power button, but I was so upset I had difficulty achieving the desired effect. I finally just ripped the power cord from it's source, half-expecting it to turn back on anyway, Poltergeist-style. I do not want to contribute to that heifer's ratings, and the last thing that bitch needs is more money or influence.
please don't eat me, oh great Oprah
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