Monday, January 19, 2009

Textual Intercourse

My brother is out of town for school stuff and staying with a friend.

Charlie: Tell me what's Spamalot? give details
Me: all i know is it's a musical based on some monty python shit. supposed to be good
Charlie: Awesome. what movie is it based on? thx
Me: holy grail
Me: why? are you going to see it? faggot.
Charlie: maybe i prefer maricon or jota
Me: yeah whatever, donut puncher
Charlie: Gay hosts are the best
Me: u got a mint on your pillow or something?
Charlie: no everything is neat & pretty. even the lassie dog
Me: be on the lookout for roofies. you know those gays are sneaky
Charlie: Pssh i have a high tolerance from taking "forgetmenows"
Me: oh yeah i forgot about that summer you interned for boy george

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