A good friend of mine recently blogged about the catcalls she receives when walking around her neighborhood. She wonders what the motivation is for the men who do that. I doubt they're all banking on the odds that some day one of the women they compliment will be a hardcore sex addict and fuck them on the spot. So why then? I tried to imagine myself in the men's situation. The closest thing I can come up with was a couple years ago during the Chicago gay pride parade. I was on a float with my friend Jay, and the whole time we flirted and made comments to guys we saw. I certainly didn't expect anything to come of it and of course nothing did. So why did I mime masturbating and fling my pretend semen at attractive young gentlemen while telling them "pretty mouth!"? It was fun. And funny. And like my friend says, it's flattering to a degree. I don't fakejizz on just anyone.
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omg, best blog quote: "I don't fake jizz on just anyone"
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okay, let me tell you a story. I was posting my last comment and I got the part where is asks you to enter the word so it knows you aren't an auto-blog-poster-computer. I noticed the disability symbol next to the box and I thought, "why the fuck is there a wheely symbol right there, can disabled people not type in the correct word, like EVERYONE else?" So, of course, I had to press the button. What did it do? Crashed firefox. Fuck you disability symbol. I'm gunna shit in accessible shower at the gym tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteThe thought also occurred to me that it was some sort of karmic retribution for my negative thoughts regarding those required extra accessibility. no, fuck that. still droppin' the deuce.
ReplyDeleteBut you'd fake jizz on me, right? In any case, I'm flattered our blogs are inspiring each other. Yours certainly does me. Inspires, i mean.
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