(That's what you get for spinning your bean, sinner.)
Looks like LiLo will be heading back to rehab soon. Here's a blind item from BlindGossip.com:
"Which actress is about to become the target of a family intervention? This one is a mess. Almost everyone around her agrees that she is out of control with the drinking and drugging and self-harming and needs to go to rehab. What’s holding her up? Her terminal insecurity about her current volatile relationship. She is so completely co-dependent that her Significant Other can’t even go to work without the actress tagging along. However, lest you blame our actress, you should know that the SO clearly understands that their own financest are dependent on continuing the relationship. Little does the SO know, though, that the actress’s family is planning an intervention to cut out the SO and force the actress into rehab. The family has had several conversations with the family of a famous poptart to work through the financial and legal and practical details of how to obtain a conservatorship. Everything will go down before summer."
It's rather obvious it's the carrot slut. I would LOVE to see this bitch under Dina's thumb like Britney and her dad. And not because it would be good for her, but because it would set the stage for an EPIC meltdown. I'm sensing blood, lots of drugs/alcohol, and an OJ-esque car chase. Oh, and throw some cock in there, because you know she's been craving it. It'll be like her own version of Teeth but bigger, gorier, and insatiable. I mean, she is known for enveloping bar stools she sits on. And didn't she used to have brothers? Mystery solved. NEXT.
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