Monday, February 2, 2009

To Snatch a Pedophile



Today I was thinking about Mary Kay Fualaau (Letourneau) and her now-husband Vili. They started boning when he was 13 and she was 34. Ew. They're married and spewed out two crotchfruit. They seem to be happy, but that is ass-nasty getting together when he was 13. You know she's cheating on him when she takes the kids on playdates. Getting it on by the jungle gym in her gutterbutt style. Think about it. She's clearly attracted to young boys. It's not like she could have been drawn to his personality. Thirteen-year-olds are assholes. I'm sure he only cared about his Playstation and desperately willed himself to grow that "mustache." To a young boy, it's a conquest to a) have sex at all, b) do it with someone so much older, and c) do it with a teacher. I'm sure he was proud of himself. But then from her perspective, it's abuse and taking advantage of a child. I just don't get her motivation--adolescents are so bad in bed.

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