What's great about the iPhone is that if you want to learn dozens of synonyms for vagina, there's an app for that. If you want to know where you can legally abuse an underage prostitute while she shoots ping pong balls out of her twat, there's an app for that. If you want to figure out how much blood you can drain before your captive dies, there's an app for that. If you want to find a secluded place to bury a dead hooker, there's an app for that. And if you want to learn how to say "I swear I didn't touch your child" in Cantonese, there's an app for that too.
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