Sunday, August 9, 2009

Ewwwy


We all know at least one girl with a distaste for uncircumcised penises. Smegma is always on the list of deterrents she sites.

Well guess what, Ted Haggard, you make it too! Yes, it forms under the hood of the clitoris like a disgusting little pearl or something. And I don't imagine you had the little Mrs. or her. . . jacket cut off.

Not that I'm some expert on uncircumcised penises, especially being Jewish, but this is a fun fact to point out when a girl you know gets all high and mighty thinking her crotch is better than someone else's.

p.s. I didn't go looking for this information. I don't Google smegma for fun or anything, it was in a book I'm reading.

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