What is that other opening to the right? Oh wait, my friend Keisha knows:
I had an interesting dream this morning. I'm grateful that I remembered it, since I have been having difficulty remembering my dreams lately. A nurse coworker was teaching me how to do a pap smear. Yep. I practice on a dummy vagina first. Rather, I should say dummy genitalia since the actual vagina is only the canal portion of a woman's ladyparts. I remember swabbing for cells on the cervix and swishing the brush around in the vial liquid. I was about to do the real thing. I remember being excited, and I said "alright, I'm about to insert the speculum" which I had already lubed up. Then just as I put it in, I woke up. Mercifully.
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