Textual Intercourse

You need to watch this lovely video to make sense of my post.  Also, I guess it must be known that when I cum, we're DONE.  So you better do your business before me, because all effort ends when I've finished.


a:  I spent the afternoon at [fuckbuddy's] house and he pissed me off so I'm done fooling around with him

me:  What did he do?

a:  He pulled a You.

a:  He came and then quit trying.

me:  Ha.  Sucks for you.

a:  Oh and his firefox wallpaper says christ is lord on top and has a pic of jesus' face

a: And I kept thinking. Let us all speak in tongues. Tacos tacos tacos....