Meet Ms. Lucy Fur

One thing I like to do in my brief down time at work is find the perfect picture in office magazines to alter into a frightening creation from my nightmares. And yes, I realize that the title is probably the name of a million grotsky burlesque dancers and drag queens, but I'm not bothering to Google it since I'd rather imagine I'm the first person to think of it. This is Lucy Fur before her makeover:

And Lucy Fur afterward: